Brandon

A person everyone loves to hate.
An individual with a large capacity and/or strong affinity for sport history and knowledge.
An individual who is often confused with a famous male rapper.
Synonyms: Antigluten, Gluten-hater, or Brandon

"Brandon cannot eat what we are having at lunch today."

by schmilary January 13, 2016

Brandon

a person you refer to ass having a micro penis

That kid?.... yea, kind of a brandon if ya ask me.

by LONGshlongJustin July 13, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is the most cringeworthy guy in the world. He try’s to act cool so he gets all the girls in the class. Tries to hang out with everyone but still doesn’t. He asks a girl out 4 times and still get rejected

Brandon is the god of all cringe

by RektFog October 30, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is one of the .

Brandon you area .

by Flashisher January 22, 2019

Brandon

An individual who you cannot trust around your chicken tacos. He will disregard the fact that the chicken tacos do not belong to him and eat them without remorse.

You can't hang out with Brandon's if you are looking forward to enjoy chicken tacos

by Swegpad69 April 14, 2017

Brandon

Brandon, or gaylord supreme. Stands atop the pinnacle of homo-erotic butt stuff.

Paul: I just wish you were more like Brandon

Steve: not all of us can be that gay.

by Timahh July 08, 2019

Brandon

That dude with a small dick

Girl: oh my god Brandon, has the smallest penis

by Alpiney December 11, 2019