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Nut Belt

A person who dosnt now the way and never will (STRANGER THINGS REFERENCE MUCH), an then since you dont now the way, you will die alone
by foxyfortnitegolf024 March 26, 2018
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Couch Belt

Oath to thyself not to leave the couch while drinking whiskey.
I have on my couch belt or put on your couch Belt.
by PoppyReed May 31, 2018
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belt burner

A closeted gay who goes to extreme lengths to deny his homosexuality, though it is plainly obvious which way he really swings.
-"John's got a little too much Express on to deny it."

-"I know! What a belt burner! Someone should tell him to come out already so that way we can take him shopping."
by Respectable June 17, 2010
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Belt

Belts are for holding your pants up. Not beating children.
Dad: Bobby didn't do his homework again. I think I need to get out my belt and beat him to teach him a lesson.
Mom: Come on! You know that belts aren't for beating children. They are for holding your pants up.
by nilethe146 September 28, 2021
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Big Belt

Kenny: Jane Anderson, Do you like my big belt?

Jane: I wanna flex my big belt too, I want it seasoned with some head!
by PencilBuzz August 17, 2023
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3500$ chastity belt

Launch day slang given to Apple Vision Pro. Resulting in a flurry of international coverage from New York Post, Gizmodo.com, TheMarySue, Kotaku, The Daily Best. Even MIT made it their February 6th, 2024 quote of the day.

Various YouTube, TikTok, Podcast, Rumble, radio broadcast too.
You spent all that money on a "3500$ chastity belt".
by Facebook Fact Checker February 10, 2024
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Sour Belt

A sour belt is when someone tucks their penis between their own butt cheeks and sharts a juicy Tacobell fart they've been holding in for 3 days.
I was craving a sour belt and had to indulge in that sweet sweet aroma...
by ceebs95 September 15, 2022
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