Any guy that specifically targets the legally ambiguous Virgin, do to some please he finds in pull a Cherry Poptart.
1. I saw Mike with that young looking blond we saw last night. That dude is such a Virgin Surgeon.
2. Mike pulled a Portugese Sausage Fiesta while doing a Cherry Poptart after she gave him a Rusty Trumbone, what a Virgin Surgeon!
2. Mike pulled a Portugese Sausage Fiesta while doing a Cherry Poptart after she gave him a Rusty Trumbone, what a Virgin Surgeon!
by Heydecker March 18, 2008
a virgin eater is a women typically in her mid twentys that is normally on the chubby side pushing whale like proportions that fails to aquire males their age for sexuall pleasure. instead of trying to date males of there size and intelligence level they go after socially awkward high school boys that still have their v card. after sexual intercouse the boys dissapear and are never found again and the girls continnualy get bigger and bigger
hence the word "virgin eater"
hence the word "virgin eater"
dude have you seen kyle lately............no bro last i herd he was gonna go hang out with lorrie.....................dude isnt she like 22 and a whale.....ya homie a typicall virgin eater
kyle went missing the next day
kyle went missing the next day
by the228 July 10, 2009
Kelly: So i heard Laura was sandwiched last night by two guys she just picked up.
Jenny: Shh- not so loud. Sarah has virgin ears!
Jenny: Shh- not so loud. Sarah has virgin ears!
by G121 March 19, 2010
by xXemo♥princessXx June 02, 2009
The result of an extended period of time spent not kissing or making out causing your throat to dry and force a cough.
Dude 1: You havn't gotten very far with her in a while...
Dude 2: *COUGH* I *COUGH* know...
Dude 1: Yups, you've got a virgin cough
Dude 2: *COUGH* I *COUGH* know...
Dude 1: Yups, you've got a virgin cough
by Robinsin March 27, 2009
Refers to a person, usually female, who will engage in sexual acts other than vaginal penetration of a penis. Vaginal penetration of a penis is "sex" and therefore evil--so to maintain "virginity", Roman Catholic Virgins will engage in manual, oral, anal, or anything else that isn't vaginal. Personally, I think it's a sign of serious hypocrisy.
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been one week since my last confession."
"Have you committed sins of the flesh?"
"No, I'm still a virgin."
***This penitent is lying: Manual, Oral, and Anal Sex are all SEX. It's right there in the titles!***
"I went out with this chick from St. Thomas Aquinas last night."
"Any action?"
"Hell yeah--she's Catholic so she took it up the ass! I fucking love Catholic virgins!"
"Have you committed sins of the flesh?"
"No, I'm still a virgin."
***This penitent is lying: Manual, Oral, and Anal Sex are all SEX. It's right there in the titles!***
"I went out with this chick from St. Thomas Aquinas last night."
"Any action?"
"Hell yeah--she's Catholic so she took it up the ass! I fucking love Catholic virgins!"
by The Ripper January 09, 2005
A young lady who, wishing to be a "virgin" on her wedding night, only takes it in the ass until she's married.
A: Isn't it sweet she saved herself for her wedding day?
B: Dude, she's a Jersey Virgin. Half of Montclair has been in her ass. I'm surprise she can walk up the aisle.
B: Dude, she's a Jersey Virgin. Half of Montclair has been in her ass. I'm surprise she can walk up the aisle.
by Fasolt of Iceland May 20, 2012