tactical spoon

The spoon that comes in an MRE. Used for assisting a healthy dump in the field.

Wow, I just took a shit and I wouldn't have made it were it not for the 'tactical spoon' I brought with me.

by ninja694evar March 5, 2007

the spoon treatment

When a man shoves a spoon up a womans rectum, and eats the excrements that are scooped up by the spoon.

I gave my math teacher the spoon treatment in grade school.

by zildjian2800 July 11, 2006

HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA

bruh: im going to teach you something
broi: o
bruh: HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA
broi: .............. what?
,bruh: (VISIBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND,KISS YA NECK. HELL YA
broi: .................................... wha?
bruh: (EVEN MORE VISBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK, HELL YA
broi: ............................................................................................................................. wut?
bruh: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by someone else thats not u April 19, 2021

spoon feeding

When a couple is laying chest to back (spooning) under a blanket, and the "little spoon" farts, the smell is channeled by the cavity between the two bodies, blanket, and bed directly into the face of the "big spoon."

I refuse to snuggle with my girlfriend after sex anymore. I'm afraid she'll wind up spoon feeding me a broccoli fart again.

by Anarch0n August 14, 2010

fork and spoon

1) A generic faux pas
2) Off center
3) Unbalanced
4) Not quite right

I look like a fork and spoon in this costume.

Bush was a fork and spoon to invade iraq.

by tski July 30, 2003

Spanking Spoons

A metaphor for homosexual sex.

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!

by Skiddy March 8, 2005

spoon bender

spoon bender is a person who is so fat that when they sit on a spoon, it bends

Bob: Hey Jim sat on my spoon
Leeroy: Well, you're not getting it back because he's a total spoon bender
Bob: Damn! No my spoon!

by Geoffrey6789998212 November 2, 2011