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tactical spoon

The spoon that comes in an MRE. Used for assisting a healthy dump in the field.
Wow, I just took a shit and I wouldn't have made it were it not for the 'tactical spoon' I brought with me.
by ninja694evar March 5, 2007
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the spoon treatment

When a man shoves a spoon up a womans rectum, and eats the excrements that are scooped up by the spoon.
by zildjian2800 July 11, 2006
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HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA
bruh: im going to teach you something
broi: o
bruh: HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA
broi: .............. what?
,bruh: (VISIBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND,KISS YA NECK. HELL YA
broi: .................................... wha?
bruh: (EVEN MORE VISBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK, HELL YA
broi: ............................................................................................................................. wut?
bruh: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by someone else thats not u April 19, 2021
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spoon feeding

When a couple is laying chest to back (spooning) under a blanket, and the "little spoon" farts, the smell is channeled by the cavity between the two bodies, blanket, and bed directly into the face of the "big spoon."
I refuse to snuggle with my girlfriend after sex anymore. I'm afraid she'll wind up spoon feeding me a broccoli fart again.
by Anarch0n August 14, 2010
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fork and spoon

1) A generic faux pas
2) Off center
3) Unbalanced
4) Not quite right
I look like a fork and spoon in this costume.

Bush was a fork and spoon to invade iraq.
by tski July 30, 2003
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Spanking Spoons

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!
by Skiddy March 8, 2005
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spoon bender

spoon bender is a person who is so fat that when they sit on a spoon, it bends
Bob: Hey Jim sat on my spoon
Leeroy: Well, you're not getting it back because he's a total spoon bender
Bob: Damn! No my spoon!
by Geoffrey6789998212 November 2, 2011
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