Shark bite

When your with a girl who uses too much teeth when she gives you head!

Dude I took my blind date home last night and she went down on me..dude all she did was shark bite! All over my shit!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

baby shark

The person who gives head and frequently scrapes their teeth on the penis. See tiger shark

My priest always would baby shark me.

by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018

human shark

First get your girlfriend to stand naked facing a wall, next you go to the other side of the room, place your hands behind your head, (as to make fins) sing the theme song to Jaws and run full speed at her arse with your errect cock.

From Da Lord Nikon

Oh My god cletus! I Sharked your sis!.
Can I have a shot brother?

by Lord Nikon June 28, 2004

Shark Attack

When you have aggressive sex with your lady friend in a pool of water, preferably an ocean, while she is on her period leading to a scene reminiscent of a shark attack!

My girlfriend forgot to tell me she was on her period when I was banging her in the pool and it looked like a Shark Attack scene from Jaws!

by Ricky Chinchilla April 27, 2011

Angry Shark

a girl sits over in the corner (naked of course) with her knees above her head and her back on the floor (make sure she crying of fear it makes it better)then you get a running start and flap your hands on the side of your head behind your ears like gills(causing you to look like a shark) then growl and when you get close enough hop in the air and land pounding your dick painfully hard into the woman's vagina (BIG AL)

Big Al had that bitch set up perfect for an angry shark.

Sindy all fucked up she just got angry sharked.

by cant stop the heattt December 9, 2008

Muscle Shark

(named after Sean "the Muscle Shark" Sherk, UFC champ)
1: An incredibly buff individual who one would suspect of using steroids.
2:Refering to ones self as buff, or attempting to get buff

1: man! arnold used to be a muscle shark back in the day

2:im gonna go get my muscle shark on at the gym!

by Blacklabelmichael June 1, 2007

shark attack

eating pussy while the girl is on her period

I think Brad it a cannibal, I just started my period, but he gave me the best shark attack ever!

by Jaron_1 December 6, 2006