Salty Cone

To place your testicles in an empty icecream cone.

Kim asked Jeff to fix her some dessert so he placed his balls in an icecream cone and served her the Salty Cone

by Jeff Mellor November 19, 2005

Salty Seagull

When a guy is about to cum, he pulls out and drops his load on top of the lady's head, a la a seagull

Are you using a new shampoo?

No, I got a hit by a salty seagull last night.

by retturd February 12, 2010

salty cookie

the act of making cookies with jizz instead of sugar and then offering them to a female you are attracted to.

I gave that girl salty cookies and she loved it.

by Shibby Yayo November 13, 2011

Salty Special

A special move present in every sport, e.g in cricket its is bowling behind your back

In football: heading ball three times then volleying

Omg. He just pulled of the Salty Special!

by s.a.l.t.y November 22, 2009

salty tortilla

When a man jizzes on a woman's rather large nipples

Jorge gave Jasmine a Salty Tortilla

by PopeyesChicken September 18, 2015

salty sem

A person who won't admit to being salty or angry at every situation. Possibly plays Mario in Smash Bros.

Dan: What was with that guy's outburst at the bar earlier today?

George: I'm not sure, but it seems to be he was being a salty sem.

by Expandobrando April 26, 2017

salty pair

What dries up these bitches mouth, these salty pair of nuts.

Ali: Hey girl why up mouth so dry?

Shyanne: i don't know girl probably cuz I sucked on a salty pair of balls.

by saltypairofyourfav December 8, 2013