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Listing is a discord server full of insecure weak twats that argue as if their own life is on the line. Most of the people in this server are most likely an outcast to everybody in the real world, they resort to tirelessly typing 24/7 on listing to receive some sort of validation from others. All of the girls are extremely ugly too. They beg for the attention of other boys because in the real world they are hideous and everyone is scared of them, they have no personality and they most likely smell horrible. Listing also loves to host events where you get to watch 2 losers scream at eachother for 12 hours.
Hey bro wanna go pack people in listing 🤓”
Holy shit timmy, thats such a good idea 🤓”
by MurtssZ November 15, 2023
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There is a list

When someone blatantly lie to your face and expect you to believe them despite everyone knowing they’re lying
Israel: there is no church in Gaza

Interviewer : no there’s three churches in Gaza and Israelis destroyed all of them

Israel: no there’s not !

Interviewer : ugh there is a list AGAIN
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Law List

It's like..uh,well.
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Robbery
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Burglary
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Arson
image of Kidnapping
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Kidnapping
Homicide
image of Theft
www.rossalbers.com
Theft
Corporal Injury
Embezzlement
Illegal drug trade
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Bribery
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Money laundering
Terrorism
Extortion
Perjury
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Forgery
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Driving under the influence
Manslaughter
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Conspiracy
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Identity theft
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False imprisonment
image of Treason
www.npr.org
Treason
image of Shoplifting
en.wikipedia.org
Shoplifting
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Violent crime
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en.wikipedia.org
Possession of stolen goods
by The Creator Of The Universe December 18, 2022
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List

There are 2 types of people in this world
1) those who can finish a list
2)
I love fuckiong lsits list
by NovaAelius December 14, 2023
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Lists

There are 2 types of people in this world.
1. People who can finish lists
2.
I LOVE LISTS SO MUCH I WANT TO EAT A LIST
by NovaAelius December 14, 2023
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Chuck Schindler's List

A euphemism for the famous death metal guitarist Chuck Schuldiner. Coined by hit comedian Karpizzle in the video titled "How To Be A BRUTAL Death Metal Vocalist" by Jhofffilms.
Karpizzle: "Rip Chuck Sch... Chuck Schzz... Rip Chuck Schindler's List! \m/"
by Weezer_Fan69 December 16, 2023
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list of standard acceptables

A set of rigid rules and regulations that dictate how one must behave or act to conform to societal norms and avoid any form of deviation. These guidelines are often created by people in positions of power who seek to control and manipulate the masses to maintain their authority and status quo. While on the surface they may seem harmless, in reality, they stifle creativity, innovation, and individuality, leading to a world where everyone is a mindless robot, blindly following the dictates of those in charge.
Sorry, I can't wear that to work, it doesn't meet the list of standard acceptables set by management.
by Type2GenomeManiac April 16, 2023
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