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ASS SNEEZE

The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,
After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.
by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013
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smaht ass

Intelligent or witty in reference to persons in or from Boston.
Wow Shannon ! You did great on that math test! You must be wicked smaht ass !
"Shannon is so funny, she's just a big smaht ass"
by HussainArain August 30, 2016
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domino ass

The sweaty, sore feeling you get in your ass from playing a full 13 rounds of dominos. Often alleviated by getting up and grabbing a beer or taking a piss.
Guy 1: Damn, I'm starting to get that domino ass.
Guy 2: Well, beer me broseph.
Guy 1. Aight
by J-Bop August 30, 2012
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geezer ass

Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.
Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020
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Ass Reaper

A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.
Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!

Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.

Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!
by Worcestersh1re December 2, 2022
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Ass Itch

/æs ɪʧ/

Adjective
To describe people who intentionally create chaos out of pure boredom.
A word to describe some man just wanna watch the world burn

Origin
A Cantonese Colloquial, commonly used in Hong Kong.

People in Hong Kong believe that one starts to scratch one's ass when one has nothing to do. So when people claim that their ass itches or when people start to scratch their ass, people in Hong Kong will assume that they're bored and that they have nothing to do. As time goes by, ass scratching becomes unsatisfying to those who asses itch. They then start to do things that could be chaotic to other people for absolutely no reason.
Example:
A: Dude, why would you create definition for a made up word on this itch in the ass website!?
B: Because my ass itches 🌝

A: Did you have an itch in the ass? Why did you offset this one tile on the bathroom floor? You're ruining the whole pattern!
B: 🌝
A: Stop making that ass itching face!
by jft9356 June 30, 2017
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luiza's ass

The most incredible thing the world has ever seen. Everyone wants it but only a few will ever acquire it. the ones that do, will be remembered down in history as heroes.
Person: Damn have you seen Luiza's ass today
Person2: yh bro I just wanted to smack that all day.
by ploply November 19, 2018
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