Teeth

The thing your Girlfriend / SO likes to grind into your dick when you don't do the dishes...

Girlfriend: "Bruh if you don't do the dishes imma use my TEETH on ya''

Guy: AAAAHHHHHH I"LL GET ON IT ASAP!

by PilsRobs October 29, 2015

chip teeth

a condition common to female porn actresses caused by excessive mouth-to-dildo interplay

Britney took up singing for a career after chip teeth forced her out of porn

by Sheepshagger July 17, 2006

Politician Teeth

Politician Teeth- teeth that are grossly crooked and uneven.

Some of these teeth are rotten to the core and

smell bad. Usually behind bars as in "grill"
Loose ones need polly-grip.

The dude had politician teeth. His choppers were as crooked as all hell. His teeth should be behind bars. He needs a heavy wired "grill."

by street smart psychic January 22, 2010

your teeth are locked the fuck up

1. You look good, you have it together, you are definitely looking hot.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.

L: "Do you think I am unclear with that statement?"
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.

by DVBE July 11, 2011

Texarkana teeter totter

When a man fucks a woman so hard that she has a flashback to kindergarten recess and then the man throws the woman across the room as if she fell off of a teeter totter.

Aye yo skylar, this girl said my dick game was weak so I hit er with the ole texarkana teeter totter!

by Txk717 December 19, 2017

Summer Teeth

Summer everywhere!

If you don't hold onto your paddle when you go white water rafting, you might get a nasty case of summer teeth. Summer in the boat, summer in the water, and summer in your mouth.

*smack*
A: Jesus, that hurt!
B: Wow, looks like you have a case of summer teeth!
A: Wtf is that
B: Oh you know, summer in the boat, summer over there, summer in the water
A: ...

by Slipy August 25, 2010

2 Teet'

3 homies who live according to the elements of the Teet code, 'B be B'.

If you can't live without your wife, you can't live the 2 Teet' life!

by King February 3, 2005