left tarded

1) The inability to use the left side of your body well, beyond just being right dominant.
2) Sucking at using the left side of your body to the point where you think the left side of your body is retarded.

Alan: "Dude, you suck at doing those side steps!"
Dylan: "I can't help it, man! I'm left tarded!"

by Righty {:) March 27, 2011

Tard-nation

Characters from the television series and film "Avatar: The Last Airbender" draw on the four classical elements common to many ancient philosophies for bending arts: Water, Earth, Fire and Air.

We augment this list to include the element of 'retard', here abbreviated 'tard'. Retardation is an element common to all nations, and benders of this element are incredibly common. A tard-bender is thus someone exceptionally skilled at taking their retardation to the next level in a truly gifted and public manner.

Someone demonstrates their tard-nation bending when they attempt to perform drunken urban pole dancing on a no-parking sign in the middle of a Sunday afternoon on busy street. See also "no talent ass clown."

by TardNationAdvocate December 13, 2010

turd tard

I mix between a turd(poo) and a tard(mentally ill person). This word is usually used as another useless and random insult.

You are such a turd tard Phillip!

No Rebecca, you are the fat turd tard!

by Devvinnn March 28, 2009

Double Tubby Takedown

The act of having sex with two fat girls at the in one night or at the same time.

He slept with one fat girl then did some covert ops shit and snuck into her fat cousins room and slept with her too. Thats a double tubby takedown bro!

by Clucker51 October 2, 2011

The Slobbery Tard

When your girl takes an insane amount of thc and you grudge fuck the shit out of her to the point that she drools and moans like a she has a mental disorder.

Gave the wife two tablespoons of ghetto butter and pulled off the slobbery tard.

by Griller92 December 18, 2020

/b/tard

user of /b/ board on ebaumsworld.com

a true /b/tard knows and obeys rules 1 and 2

by WestPhiladelphian February 9, 2008

Tard Card

Also known as a food stamp card. One might be issued one of these by the government if they're too retarded and/or lazy to work for sustenance or if they're a mooching leach bilking the system and lying about aspects of their lives so that they pocket the cash when selling discounted groceries to others using said tard card.

Jenny: I'm too fucking stupid and lazy to work but whoring around and squirting out maggot children is so much fun.

Steve: Go to the welfare office and get a tard card so you can at least feed your maggot spawn and your fat stupid lazy ass.

by despicablehypocrit January 2, 2012