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Viking Table

A meeting of men, specifically for the purpose of honoring manly things. The meeting often involves alcohol, cigars and manly foods (chicken wings or a pig on a spit would fit nicely). Discussions cover such subjects as beer, women, vehicles, weight lifting, bodily noises and sports. Viking table meetings are often celebratory in nature, but may occur at any interval.

Women may approach the Viking Table... they may bring fresh beverages and food, but consensus of the group is needed in order for a woman to sit at the Viking Table. Even then, membership is not implied... it is an exception only.

Ideally (although not necessarily), meetings of the Viking Table occur around a large, sturdy wooden table that is able to withstand limitless slamming of fists, beer mugs, etc.
Bob's divorce is final... call the guys; we need to summon a meeting of the Viking Table
by rabidraptor January 18, 2010
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tabanca

when you are heartbroken over someone and in a sad, depressed mood.
when you hear your friend listening to nick lachey's cd "what's left of me", and they have a bottle of whiskey in front of them. you say to your friend "what's wrong, you got tabanca?"
by Lisa JayJay August 13, 2006
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Tabetha

absolutely sexy and beautiful woman. sweet, caring, and very intelligent. very independent and hard headed but loves with all her heart like no one else. she is also very honest and true to herself and everyone around her. definitely an amazing person to have this one of a kind name.
Tabetha is so awesome!
by hotpink_princess February 3, 2010
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Mexican Table

Someone who holds an item for you without agreeing. It is like a Mexican that gets paid for doing chores, but this time the Mexican is holding something. (mexican table)
"Ahh, my hands are full, here hold something and be a Mexican Table." ; "HAHA, Mexican Table!!"(kids point and laugh and throw stuff at it to hold).
by Kevum July 1, 2009
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Tablescrapping

To have low-to no standards. To take whatever you can get
Man, Frank is so down and out. Did you see the girls he's been with the past few months? Low end stuff, he's really tablescrapping
by DirtyFrank27 December 22, 2008
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Tabasco Cock

The side effect of waking up fom having sex the previous night. When urinating it burns whilst exiting.
me and Mary had sex last night but this morning, i had a terrible case of tabasco cock!
by swamp cookie January 16, 2008
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tabhappy

when a person opens a million new tabs on explorer, firefox, etc. instead of navigating on a single page.
sara became tabhappy when she got frustrated at the youtube video that wouldn't load.
by danchou February 19, 2009
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