When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.
“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”
by The Big Toast October 12, 2020
"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"
by lil ralphie February 04, 2010
1. The monkey that lives in your closet, but not.
2. That kid from WtW who is way too obsessive over Family Guy.
3. Throws Junpei porn at people.
4. Boy who says, "PENIS!" a lot.
2. That kid from WtW who is way too obsessive over Family Guy.
3. Throws Junpei porn at people.
4. Boy who says, "PENIS!" a lot.
"That Evil Closet Munki is a freak!"
by evilclosetmunki January 02, 2005
1. The best place for a 15 year old boy to hook up with a infinitely more intelligent 14 year old artsy-girl.
2. The place were ledgends are born.
3. The best place to christen a new high school.
4. The place where my best friend hooked up with a girl that I didn't like.
2. The place were ledgends are born.
3. The best place to christen a new high school.
4. The place where my best friend hooked up with a girl that I didn't like.
I'm so dissapointed in you, I couldn't believe you would sink so low as to hook up with dumb boy in the Art Room Closet.
At North, the best place to hook up is the Art Room Closet.
At North, the best place to hook up is the Art Room Closet.
by AM December 10, 2004
by LA Woman August 25, 2009
by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019
by Anonymous March 28, 2003