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selfie stick 

/ˈsɛlfi stɪk/ (noun)

• An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.

• An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.
Girl: "Check out this totally adorbz piccie I took of me and my girlies with my new selfie stick!"
Boy: "I don't want to live on this planet any more."
selfie stick by silverfruit January 4, 2015
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Sticker Time 

Placing stickers on a partners (or your own) genital area and removing for pleasure. Stickers may be placed anywhere, but genitals provide the greatest amount of pleasure.
1.Hey keanyn did you go to Rachels sticker time party?
-Yeah it was hella tight. They had so many different stickers and everyone was there. Even brendan schau
2. Do you wanna have sticker time?
- Hell yeah! i love it!
Sticker Time by BabyNug March 21, 2009

fuck stick 

The fun pole, meat stick, bang rod, hammer, throbbing man sword, love drill, joy stick, one eyed squirrel, pink snake, beef drill, purple headed yogurt slinger, scream machine, daddy's little monster, brother's oscar meyer fire engine, meat helmet, hooded warrior, stiff peter, the john thomas, wife's best friend, peercy, love rocket,the chairman of the board, man steak, cunt buster, hymen battering ram, f-14 tom cat, afvagistan tomahawk, purple steel, russel the love mussel, twig and berries, .38 special, bannana juice, spit launcher, caped crusader, 18 inch alabama black snake, ram rod, anal bloody mary maker, that thing you shove in a cunt, dick, the difference maker, man sausage, sweat bullet, 6 oz marbled rib eye, little slice of heaven, fishing pole, brown trout, pink eel, anal emanicpator, dragon, red rocket, purple headed warrior, saturday night surprise, that thing you love to hate, pleasure seeker, spanky, battle axe, man mellon, baby arm, pussy food, love stick, piston honda, teenage tear maker, pink cannoli stuffer, HBI Hot Beef Injection, the veiny bratwurst, the miracle maker, love cannon, glue shooter, man pipe, my number one employee, the defendant, the weasel, cock.
After i fed her seven 11 dollar martinis, i drove her home and showed her my fuck stick.
That kid is such a fuck stick
fuck stick by shooooteh November 28, 2004

Condom on a Stick

Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.
I've got a condom on a stick!!!!
Condom on a Stick by RJ August 1, 2004

Clearing Stick 

A hockey stick used by greasy rednecks to clear off the top of a car to prepare for driving.
"get the clearing stick boys, it's time to go to the LC"
Clearing Stick by IsaacContreras September 11, 2011
"stick" is a slang term used in south florida(miami for example) which is used to describe an ak- 47, but is also sometimes used to describe a big gun(automatic) such as an ar- 15 or m- 16.
goon #1:man these f*** n****'s around the corner just tryed me!

goon #2: man f*** that go grab the stick!
stick by stikman18 December 2, 2010

beaten with the ugly stick 

to be extremely ugly. sort of short for "god sure beat her with the ugly stick!!"
Man, Pug didn't just get beaten with the ugly stick, she got pummelled.