by skunkstunk February 13, 2025

"Hey bro, did you see how wasted Steve was last night?"
"Yea! I gave him a mushroom stamp on his cheek!"
"Yea! I gave him a mushroom stamp on his cheek!"
by Jeffonte July 4, 2017

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.
by Hazza_P December 23, 2020

by olivurrr October 9, 2020

Rhianna stamps is close to extinction, not only because of her hair colour but her sense of humour is close to getting her killed!
by Orange Soda January 27, 2014

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently slapping a left and right hammer strike with a stool stained member on the hips of an unsuspecting partner (regardless of sex).
After a few too many drinks at the shooter bar, I took Annie home and posted her with a rusty stamp!
by sirlixalot September 28, 2010

by Queen Catmow September 7, 2019
