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starfish stamp

When the anus gently kisses an unsuspecting surface.
That mark ass trick, I'm going to starfish stamp his ass!
by skunkstunk February 13, 2025
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Mushroom Stamp

Dipping the head of your penis into ink, and using the head as a stamp.
"Hey bro, did you see how wasted Steve was last night?"

"Yea! I gave him a mushroom stamp on his cheek!"
by Jeffonte July 4, 2017
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chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.
by Hazza_P December 23, 2020
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stamp

"how strong are your stamps?", "I have to buy some stamps today. see you later!"
by olivurrr October 9, 2020
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rhianna stamps

Rhianna stamps is close to extinction, not only because of her hair colour but her sense of humour is close to getting her killed!
by Orange Soda January 27, 2014
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rusty stamp

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently slapping a left and right hammer strike with a stool stained member on the hips of an unsuspecting partner (regardless of sex).
After a few too many drinks at the shooter bar, I took Annie home and posted her with a rusty stamp!
by sirlixalot September 28, 2010
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Stamps

P1: I just watched stamps new video
P2: ew you still watch him he’s old
P1:🖕
by Queen Catmow September 7, 2019
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