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Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.
I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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squirt dimples

Squirter dimples also known as the ‘dimples of Venus‘ (Venus was the Roman God of beauty) are one of the ‘tell tale’ signs that you could have an easily orgasmic woman on your hands and it should be easy to to make her squirt.

It is suggested that the dimples occur naturally on many women who have healthy body mass indices and muscle tone as well as strong sexual energy.

Tension, stress, shame and fear will all reduce the visibility of the dimples and are all emotions that will likely inhibit her squirting potential.

That isn’t to say that women who don’t have the dimples can’t squirt, it’s just they probably won’t be able to squirt as easily, or they will need more orgasmic potential massage, or to find a way to reduce the stress in their lives and eat more healthily before they unlock their full squirting orgasmic potential.
Have you ever heard of squirt dimples? Let me show you ... 💦💦💦
by The O.G. Dimpps April 19, 2019
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SQUIRTRITTO

The act of being wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito and getting squirted on
Devin and Billy did the squirtritto last night and it felt good.
by Marsh1107 October 2, 2019
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Squirrel Feather

A squirrel feather is a poster child for abortion, mentally challenged, bushy haired, annoying, short-near dwarfism, unstable minded, constantly pacing and pretending to have self-worth in heroism and creating the illusion that people actually care about them. When a squirrel feather feels that they are not being heard, they raise their voice rudely interrupting individuals that actually know what is going on only to make themselves look like a jackass in front of others. You can often hear a squirrel feather repeating phrases like "...and stuff like that" or "as far as it goes"...only leading others into confusion on how far it really does go. A squirrel feather can usually be found staring off into space usually confused about easy tasks and making no sense whatsoever in anything and having extreme difficulty in making any decisions on any simple task. Hobbies of squirrel feather are staring uncomfortably at a man getting undressed and making a suggestive reminder in a unsettling creapy tone that its time to take a shower to another man-often resulting in that man feeling extremely uncomfortable. Squirrel feathers are usually kinfolk of Jimmys and are most often little brothers of Jimmys.
There goes squirrel feather saving the plant one light fixture at a time....what a little idiot!
by Mick267 January 16, 2020
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Squirtish

Orgasmic but more elite. When something causes a euphoric feeling which can only be described as squirtish. May cause one to squirt.
Good lord that caviar makes me squirtish.
by Squirtal January 27, 2020
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squirtologist

A person who excels in the Art of making a woman squirt
He is a skilled squirtologist and has refined the art of making a woman squirt.
by Mr Squirt Maker August 5, 2021
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Squirberting

It means what I saw it means.
"I don't know what a squirberting is I'm gonna add it to the urban dictionary."

"Ok."
by Squirbert Jonson August 26, 2021
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