diddly squat

it means 'Nothing' as a definition, but
it is THE emo-est word EVER.
(when used with the right context)

As I slit my wrists, I cannot imagine the diddly squat that lay at the end of the dark tunnel that is my life.

by smexy December 28, 2005

squat cobbler

A person who enjoys sitting in pastries or baked goods.

Bill hurried home with the pie knowing damn well he'd give in to being a squat cobbler.

by yap2 July 1, 2016

Hoboken squat cobbler

The act of sitting on a pie fully clothed for your or someone else's erotica pleasure.

He makes Hoboken squat Cobbler videos for his patron.

by Replicant84 June 3, 2016

thot squat

When that hoe over there is squatting on the D. See also; sexual intercourse, hoe-running

I'd hang out with her but she's in the middle of a thot squat.

by lilbabydelirium June 24, 2016

pop a squat or i'll pop your squat

Something to tell someone when you need them to shut up, sit down, and listen to you. Usually said after telling someone to "pop a squat" when they don't listen to you.

Mom: Pop a squat on the couch here, son, so we can talk about your grades.

Son: No thanks, I think I'm gonna go watch TV...

Mom: Pop a squat or I'll pop your squat!

by Morgan :P August 14, 2011

Squal Vs Cloud

A loser who trolls the Smackdown vs Raw Social Board and proclaims that he owns it, is heel, and has a life, when in reality he has no life and needs to go ride t3h purpl3 dild0.

t3h purpl3 dild0From: Squall VS Cloud | Posted: 12/27/2004 10:08:05 AM | Message Detail
i ALREADY HAVE A LIFE I'M ON MY SCHOOL'S BASEBALL TEAM AND WHAT ARE YOU? SOME LOSERS THAT COME HERE AND MAKE CATCHPHRASES ON A MESSAGE BOARD. i HAVE TO GO FOR NOW BUT i'LL BE BACK.
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I own the Smackdown vs Raw board

by TheNDZ December 27, 2004

diddly squat

Squatting to poop, like in the woods

Oh man I just diddly squatted in the woods

by Alex Smith May 13, 2005