Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.

It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"

by word nerdz August 20, 2019

split jerk

When you caress a males testicles and jerk him off at the same time.

Bethany gives a good split jerk!

by Boxlova October 22, 2020

split the chicken

To miss multiple targets by aiming right between them, for example in a ball game.

Ronnie had two good available shots, but he split the chicken and went home with nothing.

by TheJimReaper April 19, 2018

Split

1. To cut an object into two or more pieces.
2. To split apart into different groups.
3. A gymnastic pose that could make just about anyone orgasm.

1. Amigo 1 and Amigo 2 split the thanksgiving turkey for them to have for each other.
2. All the kids on the school field trip split up into different groups.
3. Kelly did a split, and Carl had an orgasm.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain August 2, 2022

Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.

Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!

by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021

team split

when your entire team in bedwars splits the generator

"Hey team, make sure to team split when you take the generator."

by DJstrax October 6, 2021

split image

Something the same as something else

Me and him are like a split image!

by Mashed November 17, 2019