Bake sesh

A fun fucking time with the boys. It is referred to hitting gas in the bathroom. Kevin, Larry, and Josh all don’t give a fuck. They hit gas on a regular

Josh: yoooooo lets do a bake sesh right now dawg
Kevin: dude fuck yea
Larry: fuck yea bitch

by Gay nigga 102567839 December 31, 2018

Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019

Hand sesh

Hand job

You up for a hand sesh?

by Pika pika March 1, 2019

Cigar Sesh

A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.

“Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh”
“Oh yea, let’s rip it”

by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019

Primal Sesh.

A session of any sorts that is truly Prime. And;or of Primal nature. Ex: Primal session at botanical with dank tank and flower optimos

Primal sesh.: defined as a perfect place and timed full session of true dankie in a intimate unique moment.

Ex:
this is a primal location! Spark it up!

Dude hell yeah what a primal sesh at the garden what a prime cone to chief on the dome.

by NelsBdawg321 May 29, 2019

shtura smeshka

When someone says something unfunny or irreliavent and you are confused just say "shtura smeshka". He's gonna be confused, in love with you and will give you money , also this is a bulgarian slang

Abe ei bratochka kak e s twoqta okochka
Shtura smeshka

by lmg882 April 26, 2020

post-sesh syndrome

The day that follows after an absolute crippling night where you have flashes of death before you.

"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip

by TypicalChav August 17, 2020