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spermicidal maniac

1 a male who forces a girl to spit out his cum

or 2 a male who jackes it so often that he kills sperm like a homocidal maniac killes people
"wow your a spermicidal maniac i'm a vegitarian and need the protine so i should swallow"
by tttrucker4 June 5, 2005
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Speratic

This word can have many meanings.

1) Very excited; great temptation , and ready for anything.
2) Crazy and ridiculous.
3) In Love.
4) And an adverb for acting like a fucking lunatic.

This word can be used to describe lots of situations and events. and people.
1) Chris was acting speratic at the party last night, because he took 9 X pills.

2)Did you hear about what jill did this weekend? She was acting so speratic, like a crazy whore.

3)Look over there john, i think its adorable how chris and chyanne are so speratic over eachother.

4)Billy found out how speratic monkeys can be when he broke into the zoo and tried to fuck one.
by fmaol February 1, 2010
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Low Sperm Count

Gods way of saying he doesnt want you to reproduce.
Girl 1: So i found out my boyfriend has a low sperm count
Girl 2: That's because god doesn't want to have more of him running around
by Matieo August 9, 2009
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Whale sperm

The reason why the ocean is salty and you became pregnant after you went swimming
"Damn the ocean is salty!"
"That's just from whale sperm"
by Yourdick May 8, 2015
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Spoogebob Spermpants

by Whoop dee doo July 10, 2003
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Sperm burglar

A woman who becomes pregnant by raping a man.
Dave, "mate, you know that woman who raped me 9 months ago."
Mike, "Yeah, why did you just bring it up?"
Dave,"I saw her with a kid that looks a bit like a younger me."
Mike,"She's a sperm burglar!"
by Lukethesod October 29, 2008
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Sperm

An orgasm or white gooey liquid that comes out the males penis when given head or dicksucked. This can also be known as cum.
"When I walked into Zoey's room I saw SPERM on the floor" Chelsea said. "I know, I fucked her last night so thats my cum". Darren said. "Well can you do me horny boy"? Zoey hornly asked with her finger grinned by her teeth"I surely can" Darren said as the pull of their clothes.
by Nastywords September 20, 2016
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