crunchy sock

Men need a place to wipe, socks are always there for you. Just be careful the next day when you go to put it on

While searching for socks my toes got a bit crunchy and I remembered It was my crunchy sock.

by Crunchysox March 28, 2017

sock fossils

Small pieces of lint that appear on your feet after removing your socks.

Hey, sucka... you should really wash your feet before putting on your flip-flops. Them sock fossils make you look like you have hobbit feet.

by Apecreature June 16, 2011

Frog Socks

A reusable cloth condom with googly eyes and a long stretchy tongue often green colored from neglect.

I need to go to the laundromat, I totally used the Frog Socks last night and Debra vomited on it.

by FrogSox May 9, 2021

cock-sock

a vagina

person a: you are a cock-sock
person b: hey

by dave1234567890grandma December 17, 2011

shit socked

getting hit with a sock filled with shit

At boot camp I got shit socked.

by barrowass October 24, 2009

sock blocked

The act of placing a sock on the door of your college dorm, preventing your room mate from entering

johnny- hey jimmy, it's four in the morning, what are you doing in the hallway?

jimmy- larry finally got in mary's pants so he sock blocked me

by long night alright December 29, 2010

mono sock

The condition of a sock once it has lots its matching sock.

Every time I do laundry, I end up with a bunch of mono socks.

by Gufu November 24, 2010