Smitty

used to refer to a student who has a strong sexual attraction to his teacher

also someone who tries to masturbate in class

Bob: "Why were you jerking off in class?"

Erik: " Because the teacher is hot!"

Bob: "You're such a smitty!"

by ub3rpwn3d January 21, 2009

shitty hindu

A combination of the Hindu Dot, the Arabian Goggles, and the Gonzo Nose. Essentially, one places their crap-laden asshole on the forehead of the sexual partner to produce a dot reminiscent of the dot's many Hindi's wear. In the process, one places the testicles over the eyes of the partner, and for good measure, places the penis over the nose so as to represent the elongated nose of Gonzo the muppet.

Tyler really wanted to show his girlfriend who was boss, so he gave her the Hindu Dot with the Arabian Goggles, and for good measure he slapped on the Gonzo Nose - now that's a Shitty Hindu!

by xer0negative December 28, 2007

Smitty

Fucked upppppppp

Yo, lets get smitty and go skinny-dipping in the bathtub.

I'm pretty fucking smitty right now.

by Tooly McToolerson July 20, 2010

Switty

Abbreviation of S'witty, which is a further abbreviation of "so witty."

Term coined by myself and Ayla to describe how witty we are.

Also the name of our website, switty.net

Person 1: Your mom.

Person 2: Dude, that was so not switty.

by Eric March 29, 2005

snotty sanchez

Making out with someone while you have a runny nose; and the unfortunate result of snot running down, often mixing in with the spit swapping.

Somewhat gross, but shows you really care about your wo/man; either that or you aren't picky and really just want to get some.

I have a cold, but still want to make out with my hottie! Totally going to give 'em a snotty sanchez!! haha!

by Kona Kari July 30, 2007

SHITTYMCFUCKERMUFFIN

THE BEST WORD EVER. like its muffins made of sex. its like sextastic like paul mccartney, john lennon, ringo starr and george harrison are. like SEX.

john: YOUR A SHITTYMCFUCKERMUFFIN!

paul: SEXNUGGETS!

by beatlesaresex January 26, 2010

shittybitch

An interjection that combines both "shit" and "bitch", thereby giving it high status in the world of profanity.

Guy 1: Dude, I did you mom.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!

Guy 1: Your girlfriend's fuckin' ugly.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!

Guy 1: 2-dollar whores are better than 10-dollar whores.
Guy 2: Shittybitch!

by aman13 December 20, 2010