simondo

Name given to an office based junior sales executive who constantly kisses his bosses butt.Is prone to spreading office gossip. usually these people "bat for the other side" and can usually been seen making the boss cups of tea.

Dont mention it to him, he will do a simondo on you

by thetruthisoutthere August 4, 2007

simo the hero

a wanker with a little nob and a bait boat thats better at everything than anyone else

ive got the fastest bait boat in the west thats why im simo the hero

by alabama fudge packer March 26, 2009

Simone Green

A young light skin girl with curly hair and glasses and she likes music dick and dogs AND CATS shes fun loving and careffreeee

Oh is that simone green? i heard shes single now! You should hit her up

by Dickheadzzzzzz January 24, 2020

Zachary Simon

gay ; faggot

Zachary Simon like men, therefor he is gay.

by hoodsuncobberdoodle October 29, 2019

Simon Kjaer

Sexiest Danish soccer player ever. :D Well, besides Tomasson and Bendtner.

Omg Simon Kjaer is so hot!

by SouthAfrica10 January 13, 2011

Tomathy Simons

my beloved husband

Oh yeah, Tomathy Simons! Mia.inn.it's husband!!

by Tommyinnits wife November 13, 2021

Simony

The irrational love of mediocre Cubs first-baseman Randall Simon.

"The level of ILFaninCA's Simony has gone up every day."

by Hee Seop Choi September 10, 2003