Silky Johnson

You start masturbating with a little dab of lotion and when you cum you rub the semen into your foreskin, leaving a silky and smooth texture. Until it dries...

I got lonely last night, so I gave myself a Silky Johnson

by Silky Johnson? March 26, 2009

silky lo

Knocking in a golf shot for eagle, and then jerking off on the green.

I need a silky lo on the 18th to shoot 80.

by jatc September 20, 2008

silly sick

Something that is super extra awesome. This awesomeness even goes beyond gnarly. Both silly and sick are adjectives in this phrase, so you know it means buisness.

Davone: that tre flip you did was silly sick!
Charlie: I know man, i've been trying for weeks.

by Elib November 11, 2006

Silly Canoon

Noun; A fallacious Woman of which one wishes to make love via the eye socket. This entails sexual intercourse with essential facial cavities other than the mouth.

Damn, your Mom is a silly canoon!

by John Asly January 2, 2005

Silky Terrior

A sexual technique that will forever change how you perceive your girlfriend.

I was gonna marry her until I heard she did the silky terrior with Jamison.

by FattyCupcakes August 24, 2009

silky pancake

while you are making a pancake breakfast, have a girl give you a sloppy, wet blowjob while pouring syrup in her sphincter. when you are about to finish, take the pancake wrap it around your penis then insert it in the girls vagina come all over the pancake take it out and have the girl eat it

After a intense night of intercourse, Jim decided to treat Marie to a silky pancake in the morning

by Cick February 26, 2010

Silly Hoe

Herman

Herman is a silly hoe

by Herman austin October 5, 2018