Push come to shove

When everything else fails and you want to keep the night going

John was drunk as shit and the club was closing so he grab the fat drunk girl walking out, it was his push come to shove

Push come to shove by DJ JAZZY DICK October 29, 2009

shoveling a girl out 

to stick your hand inside a girls ass and shovel.

Mike: yo dude last night i tried shoveling a girl out
Steve: EW dude thats gross.

shoveling a girl out by MiiszAshlley September 29, 2007

shove 

instead of calling someone a “hoe”, you call them a “shove”. code word incase that hoe is right in front of you and u don’t want them to know;)

rebecca: “you know bri?”
sereena: “oh my GOD that girl is such a shove!!”

shove by idontwannabeyouanymore October 2, 2018

shavel

When you’re wheelbarrowing a chick and singing “I’ve been working on the railroad..”.

Yeah she let me do anything so I started Shavelling her, and she started singing along!!

shavel by Jack Attack is Wack September 3, 2019

Clown Shoelace 

1. When someone’s idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The third degree of "clownishness"

Guy1: Dude! Where's your pants?
Guy2: looks down Oh Shit!
Guy1: shakes head in disgust Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, you're a Clown Shoelace.

Clown Shoelace by El Tigre November 5, 2003

shovelling shit up hill without a barrow 

Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking

The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!

shovelling shit up hill without a barrow by Olivia123 November 11, 2007

shove piggy-in-the-middle shove 

impractical and thus rather unpopular version of the renowned parlour game shove piggy shove.
requires three players: two to play shove piggy shove as normal, and one to stand in the middle flailing their arms and shrieking in an attempt to intercept the ball.
the reason this game is unpopular is because it relies more heavily upon luck than skill, and we all know that shove piggy shove should be a game of skill.

"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy-in-the-middle shove?"
"no"

shove piggy-in-the-middle shove by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 8, 2004