mr seavert

A fat, ugly, horrific piece of doodoo.

If your name is Mike Seavert and you are right now seeing this,

you are horrific and it's overwhelming how you put up with this every day. Quit, go to bora bora, leave, go to a gym, do anything else but stay here.

Bora Bora awaits!!

"Mr seavert is a fat ugly piece of shit you know I wanna do?"
"what...?"
"Jinx him falling down a flight of stairs and seeing it"

by imdownpapi March 29, 2022

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Flavour saver

Moustache

I went down on her an save her flavour for later on me top lip flavour saver

by Tortoise84 July 19, 2024

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wife saver

A low alcohol beer.

I should be ok tonight, even though the team lost, he's on the wife saver.

by karnowski snr December 28, 2023

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Vibe Saver

Something that positively salvaged the ambience and general energy of a situation.

"Wow that pizza was genuinely a vibe saver."

by chipachops August 16, 2025

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Flavor saver

The string on thong underwear that rides along your butt crack and across your anus. Usually is discolored due to poor wiping and smells of sweat mixed with ass juice and fecal matter. Unisex in nature. Also known as butt floss.

Gay Guy 1: When I went down to eat your ass, I pulled the flavor saver aside and got a wiff of extreme swamp ass. That got me bricked instantly.
Gay Guy 2: That's hot bro. Now eat my ass.

by Assman1969 November 7, 2025

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