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self-kept

An individual who has been self entertained for a long period of time. Un able to affiliate with others due to a barrier of something.
She has had a very self-kept life due to her parents strict rules and guidelines.
by Amber Ayedon December 27, 2008
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selfie position

It starts with a normal selfie, with one arm in view, holding your phone in front of you. You then bend at the hips so you chest is parallel to the ground, thus your non-existent boobs are hanging. Is usually accompanied by pushing your butt out to look like you have an ass. And to top it off, take the hand you are not using, and cover your mouth, while making your eyes big like you are about to be kidnapped. Finish with a stupid caption about your smile, and done, you just did the selfie position.

Usually done by young whores who think they are the shit because they have had 15+ boyfriends in two years.
Girl #1 - Oh my fucking god, Susan keeps doing that stupid pose and complaining about her goddamn smile! And people keep liking that shit!
Girl #2 - Dude, its the selfie position. Chest down, butt out, hand on mouth!
by laxer3131 December 5, 2013
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selfed

Selfed to be self-sufficient self-reliant. To make your own way.
Man Joey totally selfed that situation.

Jon didn't need anyone he selfed it he's a total boss.
by Selfed Made February 17, 2018
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self-absorbed

absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.
absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.
by materialist April 19, 2003
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Pleasuring Ones Self

1.To bring or create great joy or feeling to ones-self.
2.To use masturbatory actions to Bring self release
1."Pleasuring Ones Self to much can be dangerous"

2."Masturbating"
by Stev3.13 January 13, 2009
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self high five

To high five yourself by tagging your hand with the other.
Man I just pulled that gorgeous chick over there! Self high five!
by Lloyd June 18, 2006
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self-centred

by Hercolena Oliver January 26, 2009
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