shlong slapper

a joke so funny you have to slap in or around your shlongin, similar to a cunt slapper

"that was a real shlong slapper"

by say from mtv news October 28, 2007

B Slapped

A way to say bitch slapped without saying the word bitch.

Children say this thinking it's not going to get them in trouble.

Dad: how was school today?
daughter: it was ok.
Dad: did anything good happen?
daughter: yeah there was a fight and this girl got B slapped in the face.

by Fuzzylump March 12, 2010

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

cock slapped

Being directly hit in or around the face repeatedly by a dick.

Guy1-Dude are you still with your girlfriend?

Guy2- No she left me after I cock slapped the beyatch

by Porchdik2016 October 4, 2016

sister slapper

When you live in Alabama and have incestual interactions with your sister.

You must be a sister slapper because you and your sister had sex last night!

by EVIL Ma January 12, 2019

Triple-Boobie-Slappage

Slapping boobies / boobs three times or more times in a row

Yesterday I did a Triple-Boobie-Slappage to my girlfriend, and she enjoyed it.

by FreakZz June 29, 2011

I'm just slappin your ballsack

Something someone says when they're joking around with someone.

Dude calm down I'm just slappin your ballsack.

by Czaroule October 1, 2014