Alaskan Fire Snapper

When you are have intercourse with another being and you have a lighter in your pocket that sets your wang on fire causing the woman's vagina to set fire causing you to have very "hot" sex

"Dude what are those burn marks from?"

"Oh, I had an Alaskan Fire Snapper last night with this chick."

"DUDE sweet!!"

by Aeneas123 December 23, 2009

Dick slapper

1. A person who slaps dicks
2. An insult, which is rater amusing
3. A weird kind of fetish (see dick slapping for more)

1. "I am a dick slapper...."
2. "OI, YOU! YEAH YOU YOU FUCKING DICK SLAPPER!
3. "I LOVE DICK SLAPPERS!

by Forko January 14, 2007

rusty scupper

Going back and forth between holes on a girl after she shits and while she's on the rag.

Jane's a freak and after she shit she asked me to give her a rusty scupper.

by R. Scupper September 19, 2007

sapper

Elite homosexual Marine Corps MOS, in which the Marine sucks off the enemy, known as sapping. Sappers are deployed ahead of the infantry to "sap" the strength from enemy troops.

Man, you gotta love those sappers, they suck off the enemy real good so we can go wipe them out.

Look at that boot ass sapper, can't even suck a cock properly.

by Sapper FI February 3, 2014

scaper

a verb; to scapegoat someone.

"You're not going to scaper me." ( from Boston Legal last week)

by Elaine Pedigo April 22, 2006

slapper

An ecstasy pill that kicks in really fast

"niggaa i got some slappers we finna roll hard!"

by sttankeygurl12 December 31, 2009

Knee Slapper

1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.


2)said after something funny and stupid happens.

1)
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"

normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"



2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.

friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)

skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)

friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"

by dhawk123 March 8, 2009