Youtube Ad Revenue

Youtube ad revenue, you get money per ad but nowadays nothing is monetized.

*Guy 1 calls minecraft youtuber*
Guy 1: AYY MAN how much Youtube Ad Revenue do you have dude?
Minecraft youtuber: Yeah man.. i said Mojix once and now i have no ads..
*Guy 1 ends call*

by Jeffydickballs December 19, 2017

Jack off revenge

Jack off revenge: Turn your head to the side then jack off because you dont want to look at your girl.

I couldnt stand looking at my girl in my side bed because she doesnt want to fuck me. So i pulled a jack off revenge. I jacked off looking the other way so i dont have to see her and superman her.

by Lalake tt August 20, 2018

Escobar’s Revenge

When a man is about to cum from fellatio. His partner sticks their nostril on his dick hole and snorts his load like a fat rail of cocaine.

Bro, last night that Columbian hooker finished my blowjob off with Escobar’s Revenge!

by Napalm-Nate November 28, 2018

Delivery Mans Revenge

What happens after a delivery person figures out someone never tips no matter the service. Usually a loogie or a few pubes in the Pizza.

Shaquisha: I never tip the delivery guy they ass supposed to do they job and get me pizza, They don’t deserve nothin extra.
Daquan : I used to think like that too boo till the delivery driver gave me some extra ingredients a few times...Delivery Mans Revenge.

by Daddy Geebs February 17, 2019

Jaws the revenge

Inserting you index finger and middle finger into a menstruating virgina. Quickly pulling your fingers out kicking them up and down as if swimming from a shark.

Man, me bird was on the rag last night had to Jaws the revenge on that bloody thing.

by Tafkag July 4, 2019

Montezooma's revenge

A disease of the digestive system that causes you to rush madly about for extended periods.

If I have a bout of Montezooma's revenge, I watch Zoom on PBS Kids to make the feverishly-compulsive leg-work seem less boring and tiring.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019

Nibbler’s Revenge

The opposite of Montezuma’s Revenge.

When you take a dump so dense, black and solid that it does not reflect visible light and can be harvested to power starships. May tear open the space-time continuum, or the anus.

“Hey Fry, why were you in the bathroom so long?”

“Sorry, Leela, I had a case of Nibbler’s Revenge.”

by JohnFromMathClass October 19, 2019