Rusty Stallion

When a woman takes a shit, and then without wiping, bends over on the toilet and gets anally banged doggystyle.

Susie: (Insert name here) Sure gave me a nice Rusty Stallion last night.

by Smithalltheway March 19, 2010

Rusty Pickle

The act of first inserting a pickle half-way into the anus, eating it up to the rim, and then sucking the rest of it into your mouth, savoring the juices.

I gave that bitch the rusty pickle

by schabros December 23, 2010

Rusty Oven

When a man puts his testicles in an elderly womans vagina

Boy #1 "Dude did you hear that Robert's Dad gave a girl a Rusty Oven?" Boy #2 "Awww eww dude that's sick, we should tell everyone at school!"

by Baby Meflem Master March 9, 2011

rusty frothwagon

when a male lets out excrement into the females vagina
then stirring it up in a circulatory motion then slurping it out with a straw.

Stan- man! have you had fucking rusty frothwagon yet theyre great

Gary- dude my girlfriend said she was gunna try sumthing like that tonight!
Stan- EPIC BRAH!

by fuckbot11223344 July 20, 2011

Rusty Sombrero

A shot of tequila starting with licking cinnamon, taking the shot of tequila, then chasing it with an orange wedge.

"how many rusty sombrero shots did i take... i dont remember"

by JChux November 20, 2011

rusty custard

a mixture of poo and semen concocted by putting your dong into anothers poop chute

Sandra is such a lover of anal play and really enjoys a rusty custard eye patch as a finishing move

by Yosemite Slamdancer December 15, 2011

rusty spooning

When you spoon with a REALLY old person

"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"

by The original rusty spoon February 4, 2016