Someone who thinks two wrongs make a right. Moral retards are prone to making bad decisions and do not consider how their actions might affect other people. They prefer being friends with other moral retards that will assist them in their morally retarded acts. Most delight in devising cruel and unusual ways to impress their "M.R" friends by doing ignorant, senseless things to those that aren't morally retarded.
M.R: I am morally retarded and if I don't like you I will go out of my way to prove it.
Non M.R. : You do not have to prove you don't like me.
Non M.R. : You do not have to prove you don't like me.
by BaconMastert September 19, 2016
Get the Morally Retardedmug. An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.
I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her
by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021
Get the Sex Retardantmug. When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.
"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."
"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"
"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"
by Cyberumor January 14, 2014
Get the Lady Retardedmug. A: A rather large dick. Refers to a joke that retarded men tend to have larger than average penises.
B: The rather large dick of a retard.
B: The rather large dick of a retard.
A: Due to his large penis, his friends gave him the sarcastic nickname "retard dick."
B: Bob: I heard Steve the retard has a huge dick!
Joe: Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
B: Bob: I heard Steve the retard has a huge dick!
Joe: Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
by dele33 March 8, 2008
Get the Retard Dickmug. A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.
by KingoftheImpossible April 23, 2006
Get the alabaster retardmug. by FuttBucker_imautistic April 29, 2019
Get the Mental retardationmug. by International expedetioner June 16, 2018
Get the Retarded boobsmug.