A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.
"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."
by Iscariom June 6, 2014
Get the Illegally Retardedmug. A group of enlightened people who are extremely retarded and know it. Their main goal is to convert all people in the world to a Retard Ranger, and will do so by slapping the selected person on the back of the head. If you wish to be a Retard Ranger, then simply shout "I seek an audience with our superiors!", and if there is a Retard Ranger who has heard you, they will WALK over and slap you. Not run, walk. If there are no Retard Rangers in the immediate vicinity and you wish to become a Retard Ranger, then simply grasp a twig between your thumb and ring finger, and throw it as far as you can while screaming "ACK!". This will activate your RNA(RetardiryboNucleic Acid), and transform you into a Retard Ranger. The safe word among Retard Rangers is "Hebbo!", and while saying this you should run the back of your hand across your forehead. This allows other Retard Rangers to recognize you and your status in society, and they will automatically flock to be with you. If you happen to initiate a Retard Ranger, tell the aforementioned new recruit to look up "Retard Ranger" on Urban Dictionary if they Haven't already.
*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*
*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*
John: "I seek an audience with our superiors!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"
by AlphaRetard May 16, 2017
Get the Retard Rangersmug. Someone who thinks two wrongs make a right. Moral retards are prone to making bad decisions and do not consider how their actions might affect other people. They prefer being friends with other moral retards that will assist them in their morally retarded acts. Most delight in devising cruel and unusual ways to impress their "M.R" friends by doing ignorant, senseless things to those that aren't morally retarded.
M.R: I am morally retarded and if I don't like you I will go out of my way to prove it.
Non M.R. : You do not have to prove you don't like me.
Non M.R. : You do not have to prove you don't like me.
by BaconMastert September 19, 2016
Get the Morally Retardedmug. A: A rather large dick. Refers to a joke that retarded men tend to have larger than average penises.
B: The rather large dick of a retard.
B: The rather large dick of a retard.
A: Due to his large penis, his friends gave him the sarcastic nickname "retard dick."
B: Bob: I heard Steve the retard has a huge dick!
Joe: Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
B: Bob: I heard Steve the retard has a huge dick!
Joe: Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
by dele33 March 8, 2008
Get the Retard Dickmug. A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.
by KingoftheImpossible April 23, 2006
Get the alabaster retardmug. by FuttBucker_imautistic April 29, 2019
Get the Mental retardationmug. by International expedetioner June 16, 2018
Get the Retarded boobsmug.