Pulled a Lafleur

When someone does something so absent minded and no one else can figure out how it was/could be done.

We found the misplaced 2 inch metal gas cap to the generator 5 feet and underneath the generator! How the hell did it get there?! Why didn't he/she put it back on the fuel tank?! Man I guess he/she just pulled a Lafleur

by ZeroXLV February 21, 2012

Pulled a ProJared

When a guy cheats on his wife and sends nudes to his underage fans.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Jack's wife divorced him because he pulled a ProJared on her??
Guy 2: Wow

by SpySeaGuy77 May 15, 2019

Pulled a aaron

When you constantly cause harm to yourself in the most common situations

I got up off the couch an stubbed my toe, i just pulled a aaron

by Pj mother fucker June 12, 2013

Pulled a Lauren

The act of breaking up with a friend

That lunatic bitch straight up pulled a Lauren and now we're no longer friends!

by 2wedfgtgh45gf April 24, 2011

Pulled By The Fuzz

When a women with a hairy vagina has her pubic hair tugged to show her that the man preferes for her to have it shaven

Mike: I was fucking my wife last night and she was pulled by the fuzz, that showed the bitch i prefere her to have it shaven

by iainFUCK August 19, 2006

Pulled a boner

Get sad and kill yourself.

*he will be missed*

Justin totally pulled a boner when he found out he sucked at his job.

by RocketMan1515 February 26, 2010

Pulled Pork Sandwich

When you slather barbeque sauce on your penis and use it as lubricant while you have anal sex, then when you reach completion, ejaculate in between your partner's butt cheeks.

I had at least 3 bottles of barbeque sauce left after the cook out, good thing my girlfriend was up for a pulled pork sandwich.

by The Turd Nazi November 20, 2010