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for scientific purposes

Used to cover one's perverted aims after the fact.
Dude, did you hear about those new DEEPFAKES videos?
Yeah, they have one of Scarlett Johannson doing it!
No way! Wait where might I be able to find these aforementioned videos? What no, it's not for me, obviously, it's... for scientific purposes.
by Funghuy June 18, 2018
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The act of putting a cherry in your asshole, then having your partner attempt to pull the cherry out by the stem with their teeth without plucking the stem off the cherry.
my girlfriend told me she wanted a chocolate cherry pucker plucker for desert.
by cherrybomb686 March 5, 2019
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Putin

1.) An ex-KGB.

2.) The current "president" of Russia.

3.) The most powerful mob boss in the world.
"Vladimir Putin is a ruthless mobster."

"Yeah, the Soviet Union has collapsed; governments may change, but people don't."
by Gyrapage December 14, 2008
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Putin

The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.

Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)
Vladimir Putin secretly wishes that he could turn off the lights in Russia for a week, then turn them back on to reveal that there were no more Chechens. Maybe a few large mountains where none had existed before, made out of what appears to be freshly turned earth, and possibly filled with thousands of lightly charred skeletons, but no Chechens, nosiree!
by gramaticon August 28, 2005
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Barnyard Pump

Associated with the Washington Nationals, the Barnyard Pump is a farm themed rally cry with powers beyond explanation.

Evolving from the typical mid-9th inning pump executed by members of the Nationals Entertainment Team to achieve a Nats win, the Barnyard Pump consists of miscellaneous animals with no shame dancing and throwing t-shirts to a newly energized crowd. Some of the animals that have made an appearance include the Geico Gecko, the Chick-fil-A Cow, a snake, a chicken, a hippo, a giraffe, a cat, a raccoon, and the Easter Bunny.

While fans regularly sitting close to section 111 are generally most exposed to the magic, the mystique is beginning to spread beyond the coveted third base line.

Most notably, a Barnyard Pump was activated each time before Bryce Harper stepped to the plate in the 2018 Home Run Derby.

Additionally, in the 2018 All-Star Game, the Barnyard Pump made an appearance just before the bottom of the 9th. Directly following, Cincinnati Reds second baseman Scooter Gennett, representing the trailing National League, hit a two run home run to tie the game and send it into extra innings.

No one really knows the origins of the Barnyard Pump, but they do know the potential it possesses.

Other names:
Farmyard Pump
The Infamous Barnyard Pump
When asked how he won the 2018 Home Run Derby, Bryce Harper explained, “It was definitely because of the Barnyard Pump.”
by StrikeThat7 July 20, 2018
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put one in the pan

To crap. To take a dump. To have shat. To enter the loo for the purpose of defecating.
Boys you'll have to excuse me for a few minutes, I need to put one in the pan.
by Carl De Riot November 10, 2007
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puppy

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
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