An evil potato is an evil potato who will freekin destroy you if you try to even eat it! They are the best kind of potatoes because then you can start an evil potato army!
by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021

Similar to something of potato quality. Can be used as a verb or noun. As a verb it means to fuck up or do something badly. As a noun it refers to a person of less than desirable quality.
Yo check out potato Bob's shoes.
Man, the Warriors potato Bob'd a 3-1 lead.
I messed that up, call em potato Bob.
Man, the Warriors potato Bob'd a 3-1 lead.
I messed that up, call em potato Bob.
by Zebra the Moose April 19, 2017

Potato blood is what you have in your veins when you have spend your whole life on the field and farming potato
by xXDragonZlayerXx May 23, 2017

I had my hands full bringing in the groceries but my husband wanted a hug so I gave him a potato hug instead.
by Soupislove November 10, 2019

by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017

by Mr. Twinkieface January 31, 2021

The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....
by Potato love.love December 12, 2022
