Punk poser: listens to American Idiot consantly and is totaly obsessed but doesn't know they had other cd's in the 90's
Goth poser: person who wears all black clothes ect. but doesn't even know Edgar Allen Poe or acts very cheery
skater poser: wears skater clothes and owns a skateboard but never uses the board. Can't even balance for long
Goth poser: person who wears all black clothes ect. but doesn't even know Edgar Allen Poe or acts very cheery
skater poser: wears skater clothes and owns a skateboard but never uses the board. Can't even balance for long
Poser:AMERICAN IDIOT ROCKS!!!!11!!1!!
Me: My favorite green day cd is Nimrod or dookie
Poser: WTF ARE THOZE ALBUMZ!?!?!?
Me: My favorite green day cd is Nimrod or dookie
Poser: WTF ARE THOZE ALBUMZ!?!?!?
by Hollicide May 17, 2005
Get the poser mug.Insecure high-school kids latching onto whatever cultural or subcultural stereotype they can in order to 'fit in.' This is a manifestation on an undifferentiated ego-mass striving for conformity and order in a complex and difficult social environment, such as high-school. Most of these kids will outgrow it by their mid 20s. And, will discover that 'being themselves' is the best option of all.
Middle and upper class Black kids trying to be 'gangsta.'
Middle and upper class White kids trying to be 'punk.'
'Derek is such a poser. He talks all 'street' and listens to all the latest gangsta-rap from LA. When in fact, he grew up in Georgetown and his dad is an executive at IBM.'
Middle and upper class White kids trying to be 'punk.'
'Derek is such a poser. He talks all 'street' and listens to all the latest gangsta-rap from LA. When in fact, he grew up in Georgetown and his dad is an executive at IBM.'
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1.Someone who tries to be popular by looking or acting like someone else. Sometimes, NOOBS are also called posers when they act like other people in the group without a hint of autheniticy. Happens in most common style groups like Goth, Punk, Wigger (Chav), and most infamously, Prep and Pop culture.
2. A character, show, or actor that doesn't have a clue of being individually styled.
2. A character, show, or actor that doesn't have a clue of being individually styled.
Johnny is still a poser to the prep kids after he tried to wear the same brands as every one else.
Hot Topic was one of the most feared poser-stores to both true Punks and Goths alike.
Hot Topic was one of the most feared poser-stores to both true Punks and Goths alike.
by Sasquatch_Rebel April 30, 2008
Get the poser mug.A poser is someone who poses for something. Trying to be something they're really not. They want to be it so bad (wannabe), but unfortunately they don't do it naturally. People can see right through posers. Usually posers are a midway of things because posers are always "half-in" than full.
The Pussycatdolls are posers. They are a group of six or seven talentless girls who can't sing or dance for their live. They wear tacky, slutty, clothing and hope that their skimpy clothes make up for their lack of talent. I still don't know if they are trying to be showgirls, prostitutes, or dirty broadway singers.
by just another Teenager December 9, 2008
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Get the poser mug.When a guy puts his cock and balls in between his legs and closes them all the way. Posing like he has a pussy.
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Characteristics: Noam Posternak (Scientific name: Noam Toasternak, casual name: NeXuL) is known for being dogmatic, condescending, hates humans and is the leader of osu! Israel.
Circle of friends: Noam Toasternak's friend group includes Ron Ashbel.
Daily routine: NeXuL usually wakes up at 5 AM and starts his famous circle game session, at 10 AM he eats his first meal(cheeriosu) and goes back to playing the circle game in order to obtain additional male genitalia.
Towards 2 PM Noam Imposternak goes back to playing osu after watching several episodes of osu! the anime and after a few hours goes to sleep for a multitude of hours until 5 AM of the next day.
Favorite things: Favorite food: none, Favorite music: none, sexual preference: none.
Accomplishments: #1895th place in the world at the circle game, achieved excellence in yud4, circle game top play: ya zhenyus' na devochke iz anime by egor nats, 538pp, 99.52%.
In conclusion: Noam Posternak.
Done and dusted.
Characteristics: Noam Posternak (Scientific name: Noam Toasternak, casual name: NeXuL) is known for being dogmatic, condescending, hates humans and is the leader of osu! Israel.
Circle of friends: Noam Toasternak's friend group includes Ron Ashbel.
Daily routine: NeXuL usually wakes up at 5 AM and starts his famous circle game session, at 10 AM he eats his first meal(cheeriosu) and goes back to playing the circle game in order to obtain additional male genitalia.
Towards 2 PM Noam Imposternak goes back to playing osu after watching several episodes of osu! the anime and after a few hours goes to sleep for a multitude of hours until 5 AM of the next day.
Favorite things: Favorite food: none, Favorite music: none, sexual preference: none.
Accomplishments: #1895th place in the world at the circle game, achieved excellence in yud4, circle game top play: ya zhenyus' na devochke iz anime by egor nats, 538pp, 99.52%.
In conclusion: Noam Posternak.
Done and dusted.
Person 1: Have you heard of that dogmatic piece of shit?
Person 2: Yeah he's so annoying, he's such a "Noam Posternak".
Person 2: Yeah he's so annoying, he's such a "Noam Posternak".
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