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bead pigeon

A person who picks up Mardi Gras beads or other throws off the ground.
“Dont’t pick that up, it’s dirty, let a bead pigeon get it.”
by VictoriaSkillane February 17, 2018
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fecil pigeon

Someone who couldn’t get any dumber usually used in crass ways by a completely insane mind gone type of person
“Yo Kyle what was the answer to number 4?”

“Idk, fecil pigeon figure it out I’m goin nuts”

“Wow Kyle, you need serious mental help
by thatslyboymac May 6, 2018
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pigeon battle

Like Pigeon Chess, but both people are pigeons; a battle of the brain(less).
Bob and Tom have no clue about the subject they're debating, its like a pigeon battle.
by Geebygeebs January 17, 2015
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Wyo pigeon shit

This particular event occurs when a male cums in a women’s hair then proceeds to rub it in as conditioner.
Wow my hair is dry Darrick you should give me a wyo pigeon shit so I can make it silky smooth.
by Bigballz March 12, 2021
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Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.
Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".
by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023
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Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010
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Pigeon

A demonic hell beast that planted lizards in the government and created giraffes so we wouldn't notice
Person 1: NO THE PIGEONS ARE BACK

Person 2: RUN!!!!!
by IdiotIncarnate January 15, 2021
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