The frequent sensation that your phone is vibrating in your back pocket when, in fact, it is not. This is usually associated with shifting internal gas or the anticipation of a booty text.
Todd texted me the "What's up" and we hooked up the other week, but since then, nothin. I 've developed a bad case of PBVS- Phantom Butt Vibration Syndrome.
by lilyp0tter July 12, 2011

After meeting a chick on the first night, you bring her back to your bedroom, she asks if you have protection, you show her the condom and it disappears back into your pocket. You proceed with out.
by Yam derf October 12, 2018

An instance when a person can feel a touch described or visualized in front of them even if the physical action is not being performed on the person.
A common trigger for could be "Imagine.. __"
A common trigger for could be "Imagine.. __"
"Imagine I'm giving you head pats right now"
"I have phantom touch, I can feel actions you describe to me"
"I have phantom touch, I can feel actions you describe to me"
by Kylo Wybie Rivers November 22, 2024

This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.
by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023

Unreal Phantom is the HIT YouTuber who records buses on the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission). He is well known for his TTC Bus Compilations and his Scarborough RT Videos.
by FortniteGamer3002 November 12, 2023

by BiggestPizzaInTheWorld January 11, 2024

He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.
by Aneemall September 22, 2017
