Panda

A fat chick with a cute face.

Bafaa Bojangles: Damn, even though I was mashed I can still remember the feel of fatty flesh from that Panda when I got her in the sack.
Corneleous Bigglesworth: TRu, she did have a cute face though

by Messy Ma February 11, 2009

Panda Portrait

A panda portrait is a photograph you take of yourself while on a bicycle. A bicyclist holds their camera out with one arm, and takes a picture of their own face, while on their bicycle, possibly while wearing a bicycle helmet.

I think this term can also be used for videos of one's self while riding a bicycle, in motion.

It may come from the idea that pavement is black, and the bike lane stripe is white. Panda's are black and white striped, just like bike lanes. Maybe the bicyclist stencil used to paint and mark bike lanes looks somewhat like a panda.

Check out my new photos from last week's ride. I took some great panda portraits!

by orangek November 25, 2009

panda

A woman who is slightly overweight but still very attractive.

That waitress has just the right amount of cushioning, she is such a panda.

by My00t8 April 15, 2007

Panda-Z

PANDA-Z is a very cute panda. It flies planes. It also has a large robot panda that it controls, evilly. They make for very cute stickers.

PANDA-Z stickers are hardcore.

by jujodi November 8, 2006

Panda Dick

an ironic intentional mispronunciation of the word pedantic used to prompt a correction that proves respondents pedantic nature.

1: "Stop being a panda dick"
2: "Don't you mean pedantic"
1: "your doing it still!"

by Jake S47 December 14, 2008

panda clam

a vagina closed up with hardened sand while the woman sleeps. usually done to asians as a joke.

i gave korin a panda clam

by PandaSandTheAsian December 4, 2007

Panda Tits

Weird looking or unusual breast

Look at this tit pic Cheryl just sent me! Ugh, dude those some nasty panda tits!

by -aNoN- August 4, 2015