Sasquatch Patch

A hairy vagina.

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.

by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 February 05, 2012

Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

by Im golf August 27, 2016

Zebra patch

When you cum in your hand and slap a black chick across the face.

I zebra patched that chick real good.

by Slapahpe5times August 13, 2017

The patch

To be working in the oil patch; like Alberta,

Shift change is coming up, time to head back to the patch

by Zack8855 January 20, 2019

Dry patch

A dry patch is a wet patch but when you’re high you say dry patch without knowing it

1st person Yo dude there’s a dry patch over there !!!
2nd person; yoooo that’s a wet patch you fucking mongrel

by Pooja69 December 22, 2022

Pumpkin Patch

2 or more guys performing the pumpkin while in adjacent bathroom stalls (see pumpkin)

*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*

by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018

Pumpkin patch

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.

1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"

by The Big......0 December 10, 2020