Panda Parents

The exact opposite of Tiger parents or Tiger Mom/Dad. They are lazy and don't care much for what there kids do.

Dude his/her parents are total panda parents.

by slide street January 26, 2016

Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).

Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.

by anonymous November 15, 2023

step-co-parent-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's parent.
2- Child-in-law's stepparent.

Step-co-parent-in-law.

by UserXDXP April 25, 2023

parents hail from Canada

Facts

The author of this definition asserts that his parents hail from Canada.

by Bad C dev November 19, 2024

Pre parental anxiety

When the thought of having children scares you because of the multitude of problems that could occur from the timeline of their birth to adulthood.

Spouse: want to have kids?
Me: Umm...sure.
Spouse: are those tears of joy?
Me: no tears of anxiety. What if something goes wrong?
Spouse: thats called pre parental anxiety. I understand.

by Mister Crapaud March 6, 2024

Fandom parent

A person which has gotten another one to be engaged on a specific internet comunity.

"Carlos was Fred's fandom parent for fnaf".

by Mogaku December 19, 2021

gay child and parents

the most amaze gc ever for reals

jim: whos that over there?
bill: oh thats gay child and parents

by stevington_ May 30, 2024