municipal punch

noun. tap water. usually used to describe tap water in a city where you never drink from the faucet.

Lemon Flavored Municipal Punch: tap water with sliced lemons to disguise the nasty taste.

Host: You want a drink?
Guest: Sure, I'm really thirsty.
Host: Oh, man. Sorry, all I've got is some municipal punch.
Guest: You got any Lemon Flavored Municipal Punch then?

by ravensmith April 5, 2009

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DK Punch

The act of winding up your arm and throwing a punch, much like Donkey Kongs signature powerful attack from the Smash Brothers series.

Man 1: Why is Donkey Kong glowing now?
Man 2: OH MAN! MOVE HURRY!!
Man 1: ?
Man 2: *Donkey Kong throws an unbelievably overpowered DK Punch sending Man 1 flying towards the moon a bloody meat bag with shattered bones*

by CuppaJoshee May 11, 2009

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Word punch

A verbal blow to someone's ego.

Person1: "You are the biggest failure I have ever met."
Person2: "Ouch, word punch!"

by BigBaby23 August 1, 2010

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Zucker Punch

zucher punching usually occurs between two friends. Friends get a good idea and start a business. They work really hard on it together for a while until one friends decides to rip the other friend off for millions and millions of dollars. this is a zucker punch.

My pal Ted and I start bacefook but i stole the idea and made it my own. I am now a millionaire, boy I zucker punched ted good.

by bigM15TR November 21, 2010

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purchase punch

A mixture of Hawaiian Fruit Punch and some sort of cheap grain alcohol or cheap Vodka (such as Dubra) and mixed and stored in a plastic shelf from a dorm storage unit. Often found at large parties and similar to jungle juice. Popular at Purchase College.

Yo! I got a bottle a' Dubra and two bottles of punch, let's make some purchase punch and charge freshman five bucks for a party!

by FreshyMcWeshy January 17, 2011

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city punch

City punch is both a delicious and cheap alternative to any bevaerage that has an overabundance of sugar. The only two ingredients in city punch are sugar and water. A few drops of food coloring may even be added so that the appearance of actual kool-aid may be acheived. The recipe of city punch was revealed to many ignorant and rich white viewers by Pretty Ricky on the television show Cribs. These viewers have likely and will likely never indulge in the the poor mans sugar drink.

Wayne: Goddam it's hot, and we all out of kool-aid mix.
Carter: Just make some of that city punch.
Wayne: I ain't had city punch since I moved out the projects.

by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007

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