Work-Jerk

When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".
When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension
by AKA Humboldt 416E January 19, 2017
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Gang Jerking

When a group of straight friends come together and beat each other off in an orgy type fashion. Typically done by gang members that want to stay hard with the boys on the streets and in the sheets.
Aye man, me and my boys steady gang jerking.
by realgangmember May 28, 2020
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Jerk Dirkin'

When someone is slacking off or mesisng around.
"Monte, stop Jerk Dirkin' around and paint the fireplace."
by MMM420 December 13, 2011
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jerk comment

A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"
"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"
by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005
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sneak jerk

the action of air masturbating your boy and yelling SNEAK JERK in a spy like fashion
Sitting next to ya homie "SNEAK JERK"
by god6969696969669 September 23, 2021
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erkel jerk

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."

2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
Q: "Have you ever gotten really drunk and performed an erkel jerk?"

A: "God, I sure hope not."
by billebllunt January 20, 2014
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Jungle jerk

When a woman/man gives a man a hand job who hasn't shaved or bathed in years.
Dane: I gave Jim the best jungle jerk.

Austin: That's so gross dude.
by Southerncherrywv. April 01, 2020
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