lopin' yer mule

male jacking off, masturbation

Are you lopin' yer mule in there?

by Squiddles April 3, 2015

whipping the mule

a guy jacking off ,

he is to busy "whipping the mule" to answer the phone.

by turtlesac November 24, 2016

The study of mules

The Study of Mules is where someone spends 12 years of college learning about the science of Mules, Also called Muleolegy it expands upon the world of Mules

Prof 1: I studied Psychology

Prof 2: I studied in Medicinal Distribution

Prof 3: I am Studying Muleolegy also know as the Study of Mules

by WololoWibbleWarbles January 18, 2017

unload a mule

Release of a very large amount of semen upon ejaculation

I am so horny it feels like I will unload a mule

by Darth Damo July 7, 2017

Francis the talking mule

A very popular tv show.

I spoke to Francis. He's been promoted to an intelligence officer. Francis the talking mule, loves apples.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021