Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.

Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...

by SourceConsciousness December 8, 2019

ming

a something an individual would call somebody who they have had sexual intercourse with

him: that one of my mings

her: hym
him: i be fucking her

by igotsomegooddefs December 11, 2019

Ming head

Def. 1 ; A 'Ming head' is a lower class form of a Subasaurouspleb.

Def. 2 ; A 'Ming head' I pretty much a silly fuckhead that's has similar behaviours to a single digit IQ Asian tourist

"Oi ya fucken ming headed ball gargling scrag... Chuck us the Vegemite aye"

by Xađđÿłøngłęgż May 26, 2019

Ming

A person whom you talk to in a special way but not in a relationship

“That's my lil Ming right there"
"Nahh we don't date that's my lil Ming "

by KingWooWoo June 6, 2019

Minge

Irish slang for a dirty vagina. A vagina can also be “mingey” meaning its dirty.

When we were all getting changed i could see her minge poking through her shorts

by Browne.sawse69 June 16, 2019

Minge

fanny vagina poon pussy

Last night at the bar I saw him and my minge clapped.

by NELSON_MAH-MINGE August 21, 2019

Minge

Someone who does not follow the rules In a game or just has no interest or intention to play the game right.

Your such a minge dude

by Zage 2.0 September 26, 2019