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Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.
We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!
by Danosue June 6, 2020
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Milwaukee Milkshake

When you "accidentally" nut your friend's Chocolate and Caramel Cream Frappuccino from Starbucks and he does not notice and downs the whole thing.
"Haha I just gave Sarah a Milwaukee Milkshake!" "Will she get pregnant from that?"
by STompy rompy March 29, 2025
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Masai Milkshake

The act of being refreshed by another individual while on Safari for all of the jungle to witness .
Last week , I was making my way across the Serengeti , making friends with the Zebras, when I stumbled across this French chap on the receiving end of a much needed Masai Milkshake.
by TuskerKing December 1, 2025
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booty milkshake

when a guy cums inside of a butthole and drinks the cum immediately after while shaking the butt cheeks at the same time.
Dude i booty milkshakes sharnees last night and its was amazing.
by westside baddie December 8, 2024
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Milkshake

Milkshake - A person who is mentally thick. Doesn’t listen. Doesn’t learn. Asks the same question repeatedly.
“l’ve given them the hyperlink 6 times and they never save it and they’ve asked again. What a milkshake!”
by M1ST3RJ November 1, 2021
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Milkshake With Extra Creme

When you cum on a girl’s tits and then lick and suck them.
Yesterday Sarah gave me a Milkshake with extra creme.
by fatford42 March 27, 2022
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melksham milkshake

When the man ejects his baby gravy into the woman's anus, then slaps her arse as hard as he can, then holds the drinks receptacle as the Melksham Milkshake is ejected and ready to drink. Gert Lush
She was a proper goer that one, she took me back to her place and straight away insisted we share a Melksham Milkshake as a nightcap
by UncleGrampy March 19, 2025
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