Like a pool of melons

The commonly used phrase to describe yourself as actually said, a pool of melons. This is most often to display your coolness in a situation, and your absolute good vibe that you are currently feeling. Other uses can be "like melons flowing down a river", "like a melon ocean", and "that event was a melon tidal wave!". All of which keep the same meaning, to describe a good vibe and moment.

The anti of this is to say "like a pool of cantaloupes", a phrase used to describe an event with a bad vibe and that left you displeased.

Origins of these two phrases are currently unknown, but we believe that it was made in a small town by one man who decided to flow a bunch of melons down a stream with some upbeat music playing. The origin doesn't really matter though, just go out and have a pool of melons of a time!

person 1 who just left party: Man bro, that party was like a pool of melons!
person 2 who just left party: Nah dude, that was for sure like a pool of cantaloupes!
person 1 who is now annoyed: Whatever you say man, don't kill my melon stream.

by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021

mclong

It's a penis that is longer then a car but comes in a happy meal at mcdonalds

Jeff what did you get in your happy meal?! Mom I got a mclong!

by Butttester March 12, 2014

Melanaires

Group of Melanated people whose mission is to build and maintain wealth for current and future generations.

Beyoncé and Jay-Z became Melanaires by building wealth from the success of their marriage, businesses and music careers.

by Melanaires September 6, 2016

melancohen

The general feeling of citywide dolor that arises from millions of its residents having listened to "Hallelujah" that morning.

New York sidewalks were filled with a sense of melancohen the day after the post-election SNL cold open.

by Laughlynne November 13, 2016

melanea

Melanea - probably the most sweetest , loving, prettiest girl you will ever meet. She is so smart and nice. She will ALWAYS be there when you need her even if you weren't there for her. Melanea will be your best best friend you will ever get to have. Just by looking at her you can tell she is an amazing girl. Most guys are afriad to ask her out because they think they'll get rejected by her. She is also really smart and she can BRIGHTEN up anyone's day no matter what time. She is a sweet girl in the morning but a trap queen at night. If you ever get to have a Melanea in your life plz cherish and love her. You will never want to let her go.

Girl : Hey do you know who's my crushes girlfriend is?

Guy : No , but a lot of people say she is a Melanea. You'll have a hard time getting this girl out of his hands.

by Dis One Girl December 11, 2017

Malonie

Malonie is a sweet girl that doesn’t accept when people acts like hoes .Malonie also is very supportive person .Malonie can always find a way thru the hard times. Malonie also can get mad in a snap of a finger …Malonie is the most loyal,sweetest,supportive,funniest,thickest girl you’ll ever meet.

Malonie my girlfriend is mad at me and she’s your bestfriend so what do I do?

by Prince unreleased April 30, 2019

Malon

A sexy ass girl, she is very nice and smart, she doesn’t take shit from no one and she is very down to earth and funny. She always stick up for something she believes in and hang out with her friends which are very sexy and laughs a lot but when it come to certain situation she is very serious and helpful but otherwise she will laugh in your face

Yo look at Malon over there

by Doodohead August 31, 2019