welfare loafer

Someone that steals from the government in the form of welfare or food stamps.

"I get a welfare check on the first of the month"

"You stupid welfare loafer!"
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"Check out these new teeth I got with my welfare check!"
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"Sellin' Food Stamps, 50 cents on the dollar""
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"You see that nigger there? That there bought ma food stamps last week"

by Jewstein January 1, 2014

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nick loaf

A man with the first name Nick and earns the last name Loaf. A Nick Loaf is a sweet, intelligent and very amusing boy/man who brings joys to lots of his friends. Any one can be a Loaf (example Michael Loaf) one most just try hard enough. A Nick Loaf also has a bread loaf sized peepee.

Person 1: “Yo you’re being really chill today Nick.”

Person 2: “Aw he’s just being a Nick Loaf.”
Person 1 and Nick: “A Nick Loaf?”
Person 2: “Yea it’s like a super chill and funny Nick.”

by Nick Loaf June 22, 2018

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Hanging Loaf

When an incredibly flamboyant homosexual, often with a baby dick, hangs a loaf of Nickle's white bread by his front door to indicate he is down to blow just about any man who presents himself. This is similar to red lights in the red light districts. When the gay sex has culminated all parties involved indulge in sammiches.

Look! That dude is hanging loaf! Let's go get our nuts gobbled by whomever lives there!

by Ben Jangler May 23, 2021

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