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Light Saber

A Jedi Knights weapon of choice the Light Saber is less clumbsy than a blaster, and is more of a symbol of honor, and wisdom than a weapon. A Light Saber\'s color depends upon the type of crystal put into the hilt during its building, and the crystal really depends on the Jedi\'s personality, and their particular alliance. Jedi\'s (the good guys) usually have stoic colors or softer colors which give off a prescence of being good such as blue, green, yellow, purple, etc. The Sith (the bad guys) more or less stick with one dominant color that gives off a presence of evil, red, dark red, crimson, take your pick. In closing Light Sabers kick ass, and I wish the government would go public with their mass production of the powerful sabers....Oh come on, we all know that its true...
When Light Sabers are finally made in real life we will Ironically downgrade our fighting style to sword fighting while our weapons greatly upgrade technilogically....I hope.
by Blake Donahue April 26, 2005
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Light Saber

A lightsaber is an amazing and versatile eweapon that is used by a Jedi.In comparison to these, blasters are pathetic.To carry a lightsaber is an example of incredible skill. The blade of a lightsabre can cut through almost anything, except the blade of another one.
They are the best weapons in the universe basically.
Anakin:When I got there we went into aggresive negotiations..

Padme: Aggresive negotiations? What's that?

Anakin: Well, negotiations, with a light saber.
by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006
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night light

a girl that you think is attractive until you see her during the day
Jim: hey theres the girl you were vibing with last night.
Ryan: where? she was such a babe
Jim: right over there. hate to say it, but she's a night light. consider yourself deceived
by tbisquit February 3, 2010
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blue light brigade

(S. Afr.) VIP protection motorcade.

Blue light brigades consist of between five and twenty black SUVs with tinted windows and flashing blue lights, depending on the overinflation of the ego of the obnoxious fatcat contained therein.

Blue light brigades have been known to force honest taxpaying motorists off the road or even shoot at them. They don't stop a traffic lights, drive in emergency lanes and break every possible traffic law.

In South Africa, the proper road etiquette when encountering one is to drive into their lane and block them for as long as possible without endangering your own vehicle, hoot repeatedly and wind down your window to give them the finger. You should also politely request all your passengers to give them the finger too.
I almost got rammed by a blue light brigade the other day. There were 20 vehicles in it, so it must have been Jacob Zuma or someone. I blocked him for 15 seconds and gave him the finger though.
by George McBob May 7, 2009
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Dildo Light Show

An epic event where dildos are placed on a table. All lights are turned off and strobe lights are then flashed. This creates an epic atmosphere and just being in its presence is inspiring. The invention of genious Dustin Hayes of 5 Mac.
Hey, we're having a Dildo Light Show tonight, bring your sister's dildo.
by Picklesrtasty October 30, 2010
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light up

To smoke some sticky green with your dawgs.
Dude this game is boring as shit, lets go to Logans house and light up.
by AllDayErDay December 15, 2008
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Lightspeed Dickslam

The act of slamming one's genitals at speeds in excess of 45 MPH. One person must drive down a highway, or any road that has the correct speed limit. They must drive on the far right or the far left lane of the road.

Person #2 must be on the far left or far right of the car, putting themselves right next to the shoulder of the road. They must then pull out their genitals and stick their dick out of the window.

Person #3 does not have to be a willing participant. They must only be a bystander on the shoulder of the highway.

If all 3 people are present and doing their jobs, then Person #1 will accelerate above 45 MPH whilst going past Person #3, who will be slammed with Person #2's dick and what would feel like lightspeed.

Note: Person #2's dick must be longer that the side mirrors of the car, or else it becomes a Lightspeed Side-mirror-slam. For this reason, black men are ideal for Person #2, and Asian men are highly discouraged.
I heard that Joe got Lightspeed Dickslammed the other day while walking home from the mall.

Serves him right. Why was he walking from the mall?
by VI6VI August 5, 2011
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