Lai-on

A person who tells lies for so for a breathing.

Why are you surprised? Lai Mohammed is a Lai-on.

Whenever the minister speaks, we all have to shout "Lai-on King!"

by ludaGee February 01, 2020

Lay a hen

To have sex with

Did you lay a hen last night? I saw you walking home at 7:00 am

by 2gangster4u March 06, 2023

Lay La D'

The most meaningful and purposely disrespectful action a succubus can do to and manipulate a person that is trying to help at their fullest extent of resources for a relationship.

Damn Chris really got Lay La D'ed this last time, hope that doesn't happen again!

by Thrills&Spills August 14, 2023

seb lay

when u just love sheilas a little bit too much

oh no he has done a seb lay

by Jed Harrowell January 25, 2021

laying the grime

basically means being the coolest bitches in 757. that's a big fuck you mcphee.

The ugly red headed boy exclaimed, "Look at those bitches with the wack nicknames, they're laying the grime!"

by HARAHSENRY January 09, 2007

Laying Down Carpet

When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.

Bro I had to take like an hour in the shower last night because I was laying down carpet.

by Solemnityy December 30, 2019

Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 19, 2024